Rachel Parris

“An elegant performer with rich witty numbers” — Chortle

Helen Arney

“Champion of musical whims” — Evening Standard

Individually, we’re musicians, songwriters and comedians with a stack of awards and accolades to our names. Together, we’re an all-female musical comedy sensation, performing our own original songs.

Watch us on YouTube, like our page on Facebook, and follow us on Twitter. To get in touch, email thebalconettes@me.com.

*NEW* Buy Balconettes necklace charms! In Barbie pink or Balconettes purple, handmade by Glittery Sah in Glasgow.

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Our logo is by the excellent Tom Humberstone, and the photograph was a special commission by Paul Heneker for his exhibition “Funny Faces” to raise money for Shelter.